Dear Chris S.

Dearest Chris, I did not see you at Horse Pens but I knew you were there because I heard the cheerleaders talking about your supreme almighty climbing ability. I am so envious, I am greener than the wicked witch. It is no wonder that you do not have the ability to have an intelligent conversation because your gray matter is so consumed with defying gravity. Forgive me for being insensitive but if you think "becoming one with the rock bro" is a suitable reason for climbing V nasties or 5.scaries then fuck you. Clearly, I get off on beating myself up which is far superior to letting someone else beat me up. Watching your videos makes me want to punch myself in the face...so by now I am shooting blanks. Damn you Sharma. I'm such a hater. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGjjswC_PQ&eurl=http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=55259351&page=3&feature=player_embedded