Hate Fest 5000: Climbing

The worst of the love & hate. Fuck this fucking sport and everything that goes hand and hand. Fuck gravity, fuck ropes, fuck shoes, fuck bitches sizing me up, fuck peeling skin off my hands, fuck falling, fuck crash pads, fuck chalk, and fuck the approach. Repeatedly washing these shreds of dignity and hanging them out on a v3 or 50m 10.2mm endura dry until they are thread bare. Fuck being humbled every fucking time and simply over some cliff face rubble. (The shit that was not strong enough to stay on the damn mountain.) Who ever invented this sport/lifestyle should be punished with a lifetime of rope burns and approaches that never end. Fuck being watched, fuck being told beta, and fuck people that say shit is easy, all there, or "do" able. Those stupid rocks should just get it over with and turn to sand and soil. Stop taunting me damn it and luring me into more bizarre areas, more shitty falls, and more tendonitis, scraped elbows, knees, ankles, and whatever skin that cannot remain hidden. Fuck shitty spotters, distracted belayers, and backbones. Fuck sit ups, push ups and going to the gym and subjecting myself to the realization that I fucking suck. Shit.