A stamp is a stamp

I remember being a child and playing lawyer. Of course I could not say lawyer due to my country accent so I said lawger. My mom gave me the leftover food stamps so I could put them on envelopes in order to send updates to my imaginary clients, GI Joe and Teddy Ruxpen, who where both wrongfully accused of fraud/murder/treason. God knows what crime Barbie committed but I'm sure it was a misdemeanor.