Howdy OUT there

This Blogger thing reminds me of being up on stage and the stage lights are so high that I cannot see if anyone is out in the audience. HELLOOOOO autonomy! If this were really a stage I would make the mic feedback so I could detect the audience... Too bad this is not real life huh? Alright, let me explain how someone who has only been on this site for 3 days has somehow managed to write 160+ blogs. Well, the answer is simple, I have been writing for the past four years and this is the only crap I have to offer the cyber, jack me off, then stalk you world. I will apologize now for any disappoints my writing will cause you in the future and in the past. Really, did you notice my suicidal stage about 50 blogs ago? Or my obsession for revenge and my lust for climbing? More than likely NOT because I am such a terrible writer that it would be impossible for me to convey such expressions of emotion. So just bear with me and DON'T LAUGH!! I'm more serious than a scary clown in your boyfriend's lingerie.