Driving

I was driving down the road and this car full of guys is on my left hand side. I could not help but to notice that they kept on looking at me and so the first thought that popped into my head is that I must have a big booger hanging out of my nose. I looked in the mirror and there was no booger :{ and there was no poop on my face so I began to wonder what were these guys looking at and then I realized that it really had nothing to do with me at all. In fact, the only thing these guys were paying attention to was the fact that I was driving my aunt's ginormous truck. When I say ginormous, I mean 15 passenger van ginormous so I just started cracking up because these guys must be thinking that I must have the smallest penis in the world. Also, if I had been driving my car they would not have paid the slightest bit of attention to me so the moral of the story is, it is OK to have big boogers hanging out of your nose when you are driving a small beat up car.