The Ad

I am going to put up an ad on Craigslist for a new family. Hopefully I will have one by Christmas so I will not have to suffer through another, "Hey, you really don't matter but here are some gifts that were really just another chore to get" year. Perhaps this new family will invite me on vacation or would make me dinner. I don't see who wouldn't want a well mannered, intelligent, and ambitious 24 year old perspective law student added to their family... well perhaps mine wouldn't but I'm sure there has to be other people out there willing to let someone become a member of their family with no hesitation. It is no exaggeration and there is no excuse besides pure selfishness. If wanting people to truly care about you, send you a fucking birthday card and be willing to share what they have equally with you is selfish then put me in that basket too, we can all go to hell together.