Hate Fest 5000: An Introduction

Seeing as how I am going to fully make an ass out of myself in the coming months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds; I've decided to write a series of blogs, for a lack of a better word, based around things that piss me off, people that make me mad, and the general spiteful thoughts that I cannot help but to have. I encourage all of you to ignore any blog with the subject titled Hate Fest 5000: etc. You will regret reading any of these blogs because you might see various contradictions, yourself, your family, your friends, and even me in many of these. They may piss you off, hurt your feelings or just make you say to yourself "Wow, this young woman is a total asshole." If you do not take this warning seriously then you better start erasing that lipstick kiss into a cat shit smear. (You know, just to prepare yourself.)