The Block

If I were anymore of a shitty climber I would be a elephant... with a huge fucking rip in my pants. I don't even know how to sew! I had to superglue my pants together and I haven't used superglue in months so you can imagine what it was like to pry the tube open. Then, low and behold my stupidity, I ended up with half my pants SUPERGLUED to my SKIN and not just any part my SKIN but my ASS. WTF. Also, yanking it off real quick is not the answer because superglued jeans are NOTHING like band aids and NO its not funny. I deeply apologize to all those that had to listen to the plethora of profanities that rolled out of my mouth...you know who you are.