Why I hate everyone right now.

Good old aunt FLow, that stupid raging bitch just has to impede on my mental and physical stability every month. Did you know that women are more likely to suffer an injury a little before they get their period but I think I am more likely to injure someone else. Seriously. Clearly people do not understand that sometimes it takes ALL of my energy not to rip someone a new asshole in a very brutal way. Like when I am driving, for example, it is not a good idea to fuck with me and it is obvious by my car that I do not give a shit. In fact, the other night some asshole was riding my ass so I made sure to block that fucker in so they could not pass me, which is a dick head thing to do but I felt as though I was justified. Especially when they were talking on their cell phone and would not let a beautiful road biker have a good sized portion of the right hand lane. To top it all off this weaker specimen of a man was driving a big ass SUV so fuck him. He was so mad by the time 20 miles were past that I'm sure he could have shit himself and honestly I could not have been happier. I laughed all the way home and little while lying in bed because lets just face it, I am the unbleached asshole of your dreams.