Helllloooo Idiot

So I read all the blogs that I have posted over the years and hot damn I am totally fucking bonkers. Just need a side of chilly and a big bag of chips and eventually time will pass with such gas that my blog will be reborn in an upside down porcelain crown. HA I'M SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I did not murder my abusive ex-boyfriend. I am not a victim, I am not a survivor, I am simply a player with a fresh hand of cards.