Hate Fest 5000: The ex’s

Stupid bitches, I have defended you for long enough but since it is now evident that I hate myself, I can really say what is on my mind. In fact, my self-loathing is even worse due to the idea that I ever dated any of you so that is why I must "go there". Here is the list and all or some of these may apply to you malicious bitches. If you must question, "Really, does that apply to me??" Then play it safe and just assume it does. 1. Bad teeth 2. Stupid 3. Not as smart as me 4. Skinny 5. Pale 6. Weak 7. Falling down in the river and getting hypothermia 8. Bitching on a 5 mile hike 9. Can't fish 10. Throwing darts at me 11. Leaving me for your ugly, stupid, and boring "ex-girlfriend" 12. No common sense 13. Cannot change the oil or tire on your car 14. Stupid fucking unoriginal hippie music 15. Getting all bitchy when I hung out with my guy friends 16. Twisting your ankle and making me carry/drag you out 17. Being a cunt when I was depressed 18. Spiteful motherfucker 19. Never inviting me to the football games 20. Getting nervous to be seen with me in public 21. Glass-head syndrome 22. Spinelessness 23. Sleeping with other people and pretending like I would be too stupid not to know 24. Talking shit behind my back 25. Never wanting to do anything I enjoyed 26. Not getting me off... ever 27. Rubbing your friends in my face 28. Playing video games when I would come an visit you 29. Sleeping around when my skin would break out 30. Dropping out of college 31. Not paying me enough attention 32. Taking me for granted 33. Never encouraging me to be better 34. Blowing me off without calling 35. Walking out 36. Shitty taste in movies and/or music 37. Ignorance 38. Breaking up with me in a text message 39. Then trying to enlist my associates so you could get back with me 40. Pushing me down, giving me a concussion, and choking me.... Man this shit makes me rage. Oh believe me, if I see any of you bitches, I will be nothing but nice, except for the last one, but if anyone of you step out of line, I will fucking humiliate you and if you physically step out of line, may your bones break cleanly for the sake of your internal organs. Hateful Bitches.