Dearest Crescent

You make everyone nervous at first. You look down at everyone and it makes many feel very intimidated but for those that are not, over confidence can led to bruised heels, broken arms, sprained wrists, shattered ankles, and even blood blisters. The fact is, you are a beautiful boulder and your lines are so clean and powerful I could not help but to stare every time I walked by you for these past two years. Today, dare I say, I fondled your flakes and gorged my flesh on your crevices. I even threw a heel in there for good measure. Of course I became a little over vigorous and my belt buckle got stuck but with all said in and done I am very thankful for many many crash pads.