Bigger and Better

I'm at the gym lifting weights and I cannot help but to notice this group of kids all looking at themselves in the mirror. I am like "Damn let a sister get in there and check herself out too." Stupid kids, learn how to train properly. I know I'm harsh but I have the freedom of thought. I can say the most crude, rude, and degrading things in my head. When I have to put myself in check, I think about playing football with a mailbox. These are my letters of sanity, take them as they are because if I did not write these things I would surly say what I am thinking or worse "do" what I am thinking. Imagine how that would be? And it is funny because the more I make fun of other people, the more I batter myself, the more extreme I am, the more I ride that tall horse to that pedestal, the more you read. So the real question here is are you more fucked up than me? Do you feel that there is some sort of lesson to be learned by my intellectual, emotional, and sometimes egotistical ejaculation? What is it exactly that draws you to this side of the internet? You know, there are far more entertaining things on the web than this and there are better things to be doing with your time, like masturbating or choosing a new brand of tampon. How about baking a cake or looking at yourself in the mirror? If you do decide to look at yourself in the mirror then please imagine a big lipstick kiss on your forehead from me, your anti-human. All I have to do is make sure I don't get my hand caught in the cookie jar. (wink)