Monday, January 19, 2009

The Woods

Rocktown. Hunting Season. NO Bathrooms. What does this all mean? More than likely every hunter in La Fayette Georgia has seen me take a crap in a cat hole in the middle of the woods. Although, I looked all around to see if anyone was wearing the infamous hunter orange... I bet someone must have seen me take a dump and this, to some degree, bothers me. I think next time I will take a big poster board with a message that says, "DO NOT WATCH ME TAKE A CRAP PLEASE." I will hold this message up in the air like those t&as do around the boxing ring except this sign will have strands of toilet paper flying from the edges and I will also be wearing more clothing and hiking boots. Perhaps this will allow me to have some privacy or could garner attention... pooping in the woods is hard work.

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