Who do YOU think you ARE?

Please let me bend over backwards and give you all the things you clearly don't deserve. My land, my music, my last breath, my anytime minutes, my time and my perverted form of freedom. What more could you need but to listen to my ring-back tone at 3:00am in the morning or at 8:21pm? It is funny because one person can barely keep a secret but with two people it is nearly impossible so what makes you think you will pull one over on me, of all people. I'll just remind you that your wasting YOUR time, not mine.