Boogers

Being a recreational booger gatherer I would like to share my knowledge of the secret life of the booger. The booger is a mysterious and short lived creature of the endangered nose-hole environment. As quiet creatures, the booger feeds off dust, pollen, and skin cells with little interference of the outside world. Clinging to hair, the booger can withstand the high powered winds that are common to the nose-hole environ without fear of being blown or sucked away into the surrounding abysses. Besides the occasional sneeze the booger only has one major predator, the finger. The booger, although, very slow moving, will make an attempt to cling to nose hair or its kindred, in order to allude the finger. But the finger is a cunning predator and does not come unarmed (no pun intended.)