What is Mine is NOT Yours

I know you did it... put chalk on my project. I know you think everyone should get a turn and there is some sort of fairness when it comes to the boulders but you are wrong when I am involved. Perhaps you think it will impress me if you go up to my project and flash it like so many have before you but you are once again wrong. Now I understand that you need a few cheerleaders around to encourage you so you bring up some dumb broads that don't climb to cheer you on and that's ok with me. Some girls even though they are stupid are pretty cool but don't drag them down to my project, flash it in front of them (because you climbed it over 15 times), and then stand around and watch me. Like you are trying to prove something to them. Sorry I am not drooling all over you but my boyfriend is way sexier than you and he is most definitely a better climber. (He is also super nice and makes me coffee but that is beside the point.) The fact is once I declare something a project, it is mine and in order to assure this possession of something that cannot be owned, I peed on it, so there.