Why?

I'm getting a little pissed off...WHO READS THIS CRAP! I don't get it. Why bother? Are you learning anything new? NO. Are you gaining personal insight into the world of Isarna? NO. Are you entertained? God I hope so. Anyways. Even though I have a good bit of cash I dumbster dived last night with this kid wearing lucky jeans and A&F (gross). He kept on asking me "Why are you jumping into trash cans when you have the ability to buy food?" And as I climbed out of the bin and threw a huge bag of rotting flowers at him I said "Because I'm not looking for food...I'm trying to find flowers. Even if I were looking for food it is no big deal because why do the homeless people get to have all the free crap?" And then I started thinking... if I looked homeless then I could piss on walls and go up to people and say strange things and then I could say all those rude things that I have thought but dare not express about people's slave labor produced clothing. Hell I would even take a crap on the hood of a Hummer. HA So now I'm thinking maybe I should just not shower for a long time and then all these dreams could come to fruit. Then again why should I not shower to take a crap on a Hummer. I should get to anyways. OK NOW REALLY...I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU READ THIS. What is it about this that you like? Why torment yourself with the thought that there is someone out there that is really full of it... now where is one of those hummers?