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Sluts are dirty and they are not washing machine or dishwasher safe. You cannot hand wash them and no one will dry-clean them. Maybe I'm just old fashioned but STDs are gross. Really gross. Luckily, I have a clean bill of health but I really feel for those that cannot resist the sluts. Things get scary here at Warren Wilson because it is springtime and without a doubt people are going to bring home more than their dirty laundry. Let the suburban epidemics begin but keep the fuck away from me.