Am I a role model?

Am I a role model? I only ask because people have been taking my advice and I honestly have no idea why. There are many many reasons why I am not a good role model... I sleep with my mouth open like I'm a bug trap, I also fart a lot. I wear too much makeup (I think it's for a good reason) and sometimes I forget to brush my teeth. I eat a lot of food sometimes and belch really loud. I'm lazy and wonder around with nothing to do but for some reason people think I am really busy. I procrastinate and sometimes I have no balls. I'm impatient and irresponsible. I'm emotionally retarded and need a lot of attention, either from others or myself although I never seek it outright. I lose stuff all the time. People assume that I'm stronger than I am but I'm a ball of mush. Sometimes I have nothing to say because I am honestly not even sharing the moment with the people around me. Sometimes I am disturbed by people rather easily and have to leave the room to "center" myself, which makes me seem weird. I drink and smoke a lot and I'm foolishly optimistic. Oh yeah, I am "coldly honest" and I think too much. The list goes on and on but most importantly I am no role model because I am not to be followed, just enjoyed. You have to choose your own way to go because if we all tried to be one person then we would have nothing to learn from each other except how to walk with 6.3 billion pairs of legs. (ick)