Although the finer details of my relationship have not fully come to pass, I cannot help but to delight in the very likely possibility that it will be over very very soon. (But don't get me wrong, I cried all day Saturday in my room and only came out due to a wonderful vodka cocktail my roommate cultivated for me.) Here are the good things:
- Soon I won't have to lug my lazy ass up/around/down to some V10 bullshit boulder, where there are no good climbs, to spot him.
- I will also be able to unabashedly look at the climbing hotties without getting the evil eye. At least not from my boyfriend but possibly a near by girlfriend. Whatever.
- Pretty soon all the snacks will be MINE!!!!
- I won't have to pray that someone does not come up to my boyfriend in the boulder field, bragging about some "wicked hard problem" so that #1 occurs.
- And I might actually meet someone that does not treat me with total indifference.
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