The Hunt

Oh what an attractive specimen that has been trust upon my plate.  This young, unaware, and juicy prey.  I know, I know.  I should not pursue something that does not make a full meal but what is wrong with a little snack?  I think this could be one my best ideas as of yet and I have had some signs from the heavens that have informed me that this young man is just the thing I have been looking for since my break up.  I have been reading this forum and one of the recent topics was "Getting Over Someone is as Easy as Getting Under Someone" and although I have attempted to transcend such courses of action I do believe that this time it is absolutely necessary.  

I am sad to inform you all but as it turns out, recent findings have been uncovered and have led me to the conclusion that my ex boyfriend of a year and a half was pining over someone else during the duration of our relationship.  Not only was he pining after someone else but as it turns out this person actually rejected him.  

Typical.  

All that bullshit about being insecure, constantly being suspicious that I was going to cheat on him, and all the other bullshit was just him and his fucked up little mind the WHOLE TIME.  Basically, he was projecting his own intent and his own fucked up attitude on not only me but our whole relationship.  Therefore, I am absolved of all guilt and I personally take great satisfaction in hearing about his bad luck.  Poor little bitch. 

 

Back to the pre-course at hand... This is going to be too much fun. OX