A Single Pirate Life for Me

Being single in the spring time is scary.  I don't know what happened to men but lately they have been shameless towards me.  I've been asked out almost everywhere I go.  The grocery store, the gas station, the gym, Walmart.  But it is not so much the simple act of being asked out but they manner in how they go about it.  Just being abruptly asked out without any sort of signal on my part.  It is flattering but I know better than to go out with someone that is not the least bit afraid of me.  They should be scared and if they are not then something is wrong with them.  Plain and Simple.